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The many faces of Paris...
Three dumb turds
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The many faces of Paris...
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Three dumb turds
Hello friends...
Wealthy vapid animatronic hotel heiress and atmosphere burglar Paris Hilton here.
A PR assistant of mine had the bright idea that I should put some energy into something more positive other than pleasuring myself and acting like a slut after certain UV light video productions and trips up the river shat on my already useless reputation. And I’m not talking about the Nile friends. Maybe denial, but not the famous river in Brazil..!
Denial… tee hee; lol; OMG; that was , like, sooo lame!!! >;-)
Like, who of us takes time to think about the important issues? Issues which we should all pour over; The BIG ISSUES. Huh..? Issues like People’s most Beautiful, and of course the French Vogue and Marie Claire spring annuals..?
And what will happen to mankind when oil reserves become scarce..? What will this do to the chemical reserves of vinylpyrrolidone, methacrylamide, and N-vinylimidazole, vital ingredients in hair gel and other grooming products?
Here is a place for me to leave my thoughts with you, where you can benefit from my worldly knowledge of current affairs, history, science and stuff, cocktails with gold flakes in it (which will eventually wind up you know where - think about it - talk about gilding the lily), and of course, choosing shoes.
Don’t thank me, just take a few seconds a day just like I do, or in reality some paltry assistant of mine passing themselves off as me does, to think about, like, life and stuff, and ponder these pearls of wisdom, and see if you can guess what I’ve just been thinking…
Love,
Paris X O
A PR assistant of mine had the bright idea that I should put some energy into something more positive other than pleasuring myself and acting like a slut after certain UV light video productions and trips up the river shat on my already useless reputation. And I’m not talking about the Nile friends. Maybe denial, but not the famous river in Brazil..!
Denial… tee hee; lol; OMG; that was , like, sooo lame!!! >;-)
Like, who of us takes time to think about the important issues? Issues which we should all pour over; The BIG ISSUES. Huh..? Issues like People’s most Beautiful, and of course the French Vogue and Marie Claire spring annuals..?
And what will happen to mankind when oil reserves become scarce..? What will this do to the chemical reserves of vinylpyrrolidone, methacrylamide, and N-vinylimidazole, vital ingredients in hair gel and other grooming products?
Here is a place for me to leave my thoughts with you, where you can benefit from my worldly knowledge of current affairs, history, science and stuff, cocktails with gold flakes in it (which will eventually wind up you know where - think about it - talk about gilding the lily), and of course, choosing shoes.
Don’t thank me, just take a few seconds a day just like I do, or in reality some paltry assistant of mine passing themselves off as me does, to think about, like, life and stuff, and ponder these pearls of wisdom, and see if you can guess what I’ve just been thinking…
Love,
Paris X O
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